Joke of the Day

A University of Alabama family of football supporters head out one Saturday
to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an
Auburn jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become an
Auburn fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Auburn jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this jersey for
Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Auburn Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this jersey for
Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says,
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Auburn fan for an hour and I already
hate you Alabama b*****ds."