Guess Who's Back

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!

After a little European vacation to clear the head (not the lower one unfortunately - it's easy on the wallet to stay with friends but it sure doesn't put the lady in the right mood, if ya know what I mean) I'm back baby! I'll keep this one fairly brief seeing as how I didn't watch one second of the games for two straight weeks and I haven't even read up on Auburn's beat down of South Carolina last week.

Scores:
Matt - 114
James - 92
Phil - 86
Larry - 63

That's right...I just needed a little R&R across the pond to rekindle the old spirits of JLMP greatness (ignore for a moment that I chose the team the same day I picked last week's apparently pathetic squad of losers). I hit a high note with three players in the 20s (Leak - 21, McFadden - 24, Rice - 24) and got decent production out of the rest of the roster with no one registering less than 5 points.

James started strong, getting 21 from the QB spot and 28 from his RBs. He even got 25 out of the receivers, which is like hitting the lottery for him. But it wasn't enough.

Phil had high man of the week with Cock Mitchell's 29. Unfortunately he only had two other players reach double figures (Addai with 16 and Espy with 10). We'll forgive him for his poor picking this week as he has other things on his mind these days, like running to the grocery store at 2 am to pick up some pickles, peanut butter and anchovies for Amanda.

And then along comes Larreeeeeee. Wow...so much for the streak huh? Our poor professor of pickology really stunk up the joint this time out (maybe he's been spending too much time around Claudia's dirty diapers). He stole James' pick of Dwayne Bowe for his high man (15), his QB only accounted for 13 and his only other player to score double digits was McSwain with 10.

Well, that's it for week six of the 2006 season of JKLMNOP. We're halfway home fellas. And if memory serves me correctly Larry and I each have three wins. Time for the bottom feeders to step it up!