Jen sent me this today. Makes complete sense to me.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Plan.
Well, I turned in my portfolio today for my teacher certification. Two years of work all condensed into one 3 ring binder. One more little presentation and hopefully I'll be official ok to stand in front of a bunch of teenagers and try and teach them about the wonders of math. Only 23 more days of school until summer...but who's counting??
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What's the plans for the weekend, still coming to A-town?
Happy anniversary!
Sorry about ending the conversation so abruptly. Joshua didn't know where I went (outside to talk to you) and almost decided to throw a fit. I intervened quick enough. Back in the pool, only to have lightning strike nearby-ending the swim lesson early again (second straight day).
On another note, you have me inspired to do another CD now.
No biggie. I can imagine that your hands all full with the 3 children. It's nice that Amanda was able to get away. I'm sure she needs it.
I'm already excited about the CD. Hopefully I won't have to wait until August or something, if you know what I mean...and I think you do.
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