JLM - Week 6 Scores

Well, it's a good thing I don't make a living off picking college football games. I said Auburn would have trouble early with Vandy (how about 28-0 in the first half). I thought Georgia would go into Knoxville and win (again, 28-0 in the first half). I figured Kentucky would be able to put up big offensive numbers on USC (uh, no). And I was convinced Florida had what it would take to win in Death Valley (okay, so I was pretty close on that...if not for Les the Hat's big balls on 4th down). At least I can take solace in the fact that I am running away with JLM 2007!!!!!

That's right, in the lowest scoring week of JLM this season I have prevailed once again and I have to give all the credit in the world to my a-hole of a quarterback, Tim Tebow. Seriously, has there ever been a bigger punk that played QB in the SEC? This guy is a first rate douche rocket of the highest order. I hate his little arm flapping to the crowd after he scores. I hate his military haircut and flail-armed lefty passing style. But the big guy does put up some impressive JLM numbers. His 31 points were high score this week and they led me to an 83-73-67 victory.

Matt: 83
Tebow 31
D-Mac 18
Grant 1 (that's what I get for picking an bammer)
Rod Smith 8
Wallace 7
Burton 7
Byrum 5
Arky 6

James: 73
Ainge 8 (QB killed JDinz this week...just killed him)
Felix 26
BenJarvus GreenPurpleElvisImpersonator 5
Rod Smith 8
Lafell 7
Wallace 7
Ijjjjjjjas 6
Arky 6

Larry: 67
Woodson 21
D-Mac 18
Grant 1
Mckinley 6
Hall 1
Harvin 6 (13 from the WRs...positively Dinsmoresque)
Byrum 5
Auburn 9