Wednesday, December 13, 2006

2006-2007 SEC Bowl Pick'em Extravaganza

Well, since JLM was such a rousing success in 2006 (with Larry putting his size 12's squarely up mine and James' collective rump over the stretch run) I figured we should extend the fun with college football into a bowl pick'em. I don't really have the time or energy to go to espn.com or si.com and set up a group so we'll just do it right here on the ol' blog. Just pick a winner for each game. I'm not going to get into the minutia of setting up confidence scores and all that nonsense. Just straight up, pick a winner.

Poulan Weedeater Sharpie Marker Honey Baked Ham Shreveport Casino Independence Bowl
Shreveport, Louisianastan
Bama (with or without a coach) vs. Okie State

Liberty Bowl brought to you by Corky's Ribs
Memphis, Tennessee
South Carolina vs. Houston

Music City (and by music, we mean country music only) Bowl
Nashvegas (home of "Larry Doing the Penis Dance"), Tennessee
Kentucky vs. Clemson

Chick-fil-A (don't call us the Peach anymore) Bowl
Welcome to Atlanta where the players play
Georgia vs. Virginia Tech

Outback Steakhouse and Blooming Onion Bowl
Tampa, Florida (not as much fun without the ol' Mons Venus)
Tennessee vs Penn St.

Cotton Panties Bowl
Dallas, Texas
Auburn vs. Nebraska

Capital One (aka, the annual desitination for cold assed Wiscy fans) Bowl
Orlando, Florida
Arkansas vs. Wisconsin

USF&G/AllState/Nokia Sugar Bowl
New Orleans, Louisianastan (yes, we're back in New Orleans this year...no more really bad Cajun food in Atlanta for the teams this year)
LSU vs. Notre Dame

Tostitos Corn Chips with partially hydrogenated corn oil BCS Title Game
Glendale, Arizona
Florida vs. Ohio State

7 comments:

Matt said...

Team UsingBowlPracticetoGetReadyforJLM07

Weedeater Bowl: Okie State
Ribs Bowl: South Carolina
Hillbilly Bowl:Clemson...big
Chicken sammich Bowl: Va Tech
Mmmmm...Steak Bowl: Tennessee
Panties Bowl: A to the Mutha Truckin U
David Spade Bowl: Arkansas
Sweet&Low Bowl: LSU
All the Marbles Bowl: tOSU

Matt said...

Anyone there? (crickets chirping)

James said...

I'm here, I'm here. Leaving the house at 6:00 am and getting home at 10:00 pm is putting a huge damper on my blogging. Is basketball season over yet??

Team I'muchbetteratpickinggamesthanplayers

Weedwacker Bowl: Oklahoma St.
Elvis Bowl: Cocks
Wannabe Atlanta Bowl: Clemson
Eat more chiken bowl: Georgia
Shrimp on the barbie Bowl: Tennessee
Picken' High Cotton Bowl: War Damn Eagle
What's in your wallet Bowl: Arkansas (please, please so these people will shut up around here)
Pour some one me Bowl: LSU (by 21 I hope)
Trans Fat Bowl: Ohio State (damn it)

What about the Rose and Orange?? They didn't make the cut?

Sigmugi said...

Team StraightUpSEC

All SEC schools

Matt said...

With seven games down it's Matt 3-4 trailing Larry and James, both at 4-3.

Matt said...

Well, I've been eliminated from winning the JLM 2006-2007 SEC Bowl Pick'em Extravaganza. With LSU's win James and Larry have moved out to a 5-3 record so far, which trumps my 4-4 mark. Even if Ohio St. wins Monday night I'll finish a game behind James. So, it comes down to the Championship Game (as it should) with the championship aspirations of James and Larry riding on the respective arms of Ohio State's Troy Smith and the Gaytors Chris Leak. Good luck fellas.

James said...

Larry, you can have this one. I hope the Gators win by 2 TD's. I'm tired of this Little 10 nonsnense.