Got this from one of our English teachers.
Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around
him he taught them saying,
Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Bessed are the meek.
Blessed are those who mourn.
Blessed are the merciful.
Blessed are they who thirst for justice.
Blessed are you when persecuted.
Blessed are you when you suffer.
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven...
Then Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"
and Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
and James said, "Will we have a test on it?"
and Phillip said, "What if we don't know it?"
and Bartholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
and John said "the other disciples didn't have to learn this"
and Matthew said, "When do we get out of here?"
and Judas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"
Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and
inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain...
And Jesus wept...
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Do you think Jesus used a red pen while grading the disciples?
Never, I'm sure he was sensitive to their feelings.
That whole thing makes me laugh. How many years until I'm not allowed to use green or purple to grade papers?
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