Trust Me

It's never a good thing when your working late on a proposal and the water main to the building breaks. The grounds keeper came out to "fix" the leak. He quickly discovered the problem was more severe than he originally thought, so he shut the water off to the main building. he calls me on the phone and tells me I can't pee in the building. Hmmmmm. what to do?

I just opened up the back door of the building and peed.

Trust me, this is a very acquard feeling to expose myself and urinate on company ground. Luckily its 10:00pm and no one was around except for a few homeless dudes way off in the distance.